Tulisan ini saya dapatkan dan saya sajikan khusus untuk kalian yang sudah berumur 21 ke atas, jadi bagi yang belum 21 tahun ke atas tolong dengan sadar diri minggat dari halam ini dan jangan sekali-kali membaca isi selanjutnya. Bukan bermaksud mengumbar pornografi apalagi pornoaksi, ini hanya sharing dan gila-gilaan aja, so jangan dianggap serius dengan adanya tulisan ini. terima kasih. Untuk melihat sumber tulisan ini silahkan gunakan sumber tulisan yang tertera di bawah isi tulisan ini.
Yang Suka ngebantu Bos = SEX-ertaris
Tempat belajar biar pinter = SEX-olahan
Habis diemut, terus ditiup = SEX-ofon
Hadiah buat pacar = SEX-untum Mawar Merah
Terdiri dari Ayah Ibu dan Anak = SEX-eluarga
Binatang yang memangsa bangkai = SEX-awanan Gagak
Kalo badung disebut : Breng-SEX
Tempat polisi nongkrong : Pol-SEX
Mancung Kedalem : Pe-SEX
Bersihkan kamar mandi : Ko-SEX
Nama Minuman : Milk-SEX
Yang bisa AC/DC namanya : Bi-SEX
Yang suka ngatain orang namanya : Re-SEX
Kalo asma rasanya : Nye-SEX
Tas Hitam namanya : Kre-SEX
Tempat nasi namanya : Be-SEX
Jatuh karena licin namanya : Ke ple-SEX [sumber tulisan]
Kalau itu adalah istilah-istilah dalam dunia sex, sekarang berikutnya adalah istilah-istilah yang lainnya, silahkan dipelajari, dihapalkan dan dipraktekkan ya, wakakkakakka (gila tujuh keliling).
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
anak gajah = cewe gemuk
Anal Rimming = Oral stimulation of anus
Analinus = Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
anjelo = antar jemput lonte
AR = Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASMI = akademi santapan manajer Indonesia
ASP = Adult Service Provider
asusila = asal suka silahkan
ATF = All Time Favorite
ATM = Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo = Menstruation
ayam = cewek panggilan/PSK
Babyback = Petite, young, attractive Asian
Bait and Switch = Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bapuk = barang empuk
Bareback = Without condom.
Barracuda = A professional prostitute who’s only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job, BJ tanpa kondom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS = Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF = Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS = Bare Back Full Service, sex tanpa kondom
BBS = bobo-bobo siang, barber shop
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beso Negro = Anal Rimming
BF = Boy Friend
BFE = Boy Friend Sxperience
Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BJ = Blow Job
bedu amang = bebek dungu asal mangap (seksi tapi gak punya otak)
benerin genteng = naek ke atas (masuk ke kamar bersama sang WP)
berondong = cowok ABG
Big “O” = orgasm, orgasme
binor = bini orang
bispak = bisa dipake
bisyar = bisa dibayar
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill = Viagra
BMO = bini muda orang
bondon = boneka donto
brajil (baca Brazil) = berani jilat karena mekinya bersih
BSD = Big Swinging Dick
BSW = Black Street Walker
BT = butuh titit/toket, birahi tinggi
BTW = By the Way
BU = butuh uang
buang tai macan = buang/keluarin peju atau sperma
bulu jagung = abg bau kencur yg baru mulai tumbuh bulu
bupati = buka paha tinggi-tinggi (tahun ‘80an)
Butterface = Everything looks good, but her face
caps = kondom
Cash and Dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CCP = curi-curi pandang, cubit-cubit pantat, cicip-cicip payudara
CDS = Covered Doggy Style
cenggur = ngaceng nganggur
CFS = Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG = Club Girls, Cowgirl
Chump = A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return.
CI = check in
ciblek = cilikan betah melek
CIM = cum in mouth, keluar dalem mulut
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMIIW = Correct Me If I’m Wrong, kalau tidak salah
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse
cobol = colok bo’ol (lobang pantat)
COF = Cum on Face, muka di masker pake mani
Cover = Condom
Cowgirl = CG, girl on top facing you.
cuci kolong = di HJ dari belakang/bawah
Cups of Coffee = Releases
cuti = cuci titit
damon = dada montok
Danamon = dadanya montok
DATY = Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DC = Damage Cost (total pengeluaran ditempat termasuk tips, minuman, dll.)
DDE = Doesn’t Do Extras (PS only)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP = Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Decolgen = delapan koltol gentayangan
DFA = Definitely Fuckable
DFE = Dead Fish Experience
DFK = Deep French Kissing
diesel = diisep sampe kesel
diskon = disodok kontol
DIY = Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Djarum = djanda ranum
Djarum Super = djarang di rumah suka pergi, dugem-maniak
DKM = dikocok muncrat
doggy style = nungging
dompit = kondom kejepit
doni = dorongan nikmat
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips
DT = Dining at the Toes
DT = Deep Throat
Edi Tansil = ejakulasi dini tanpa hasil
eksekusi = ngewe
English = Spanking, etc.
EOM = End Of Message
Expats = Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries
F3 = Fuck For Free
facial = cum di wajah
FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage
FF = Finger Fuck, ngobel
FFF = Refers to the strategy of “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them”
FIV = Finger In Vagina
FJ = Fuck Job
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FL = Free Lance
FO = Front Office, GRO
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU = Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina
FR = Field Report, Fuck Report
French = Oral sex
French Kissing = Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without = Oral sex without condom
FS = Full Service (complete sex)
Fuck = ngewe, ngentot
FUTB = Finger Up The Butt
FYEO = For Your Eyes Only, rahasia, jangan disebar ke mana-mana
galdimob = galak dimobil
galdiran = galak diranjang
ganti oli = buang oli yg lama biar nanti oli yg baru masuk lg, ngewe
gatot = gagal ngentot
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked
GFE = girl friend experience
GND = Girl Next Door
GO = Gonorrhea
Greek = Anal sex
GRO = Guest Relation Officer
GS = Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM = G-Spot Massage
Half and Half = Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors = Clean shaven pussy.
Hat = Condom
helm = kondom
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HR = Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HTML = hubungan tanpa making love
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate
IM3 = ikatan meki murah Muwardi (PP Iwan, PP Cahaya, PP Santoso, PP Alami)
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion, menurut pendapat saya
Incall = You meet the girl at their place
intelek = intip tete lewat ketek
isep = seponk, blow-job
ismek = isep memek
ISO = In Search Of, I Seek Only
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ITJ = ilang tanpa jejak
jablay = dijamah, dibelai, jarang dibelai
jarot = jarang ngentot
jilmek = jilat memek
jiltok = jilat toket
jipatbu = driji papat mlebu
judi = jual diri
kapolda = kagak nampol dadanya
karaoke = blow-job, seponk, isep
kardus = kaki ramping dan mulus
karet = kondom
KB = kontol besar, kagak begituan
KRD = kelompok rolling door
kodak = konak mendadak
kodim = konak diam-diam
konak = kontol naik, ngaceng
konde = kondom
KTV = Karaoke
kuaceng = kuat ngaceng, obat buat bikin kuat ngaceng
kuku bima = kurang kuat bini marah
kutilang darat = kurus tinggi langsing dada rata
lanchau = kontol (bahasa WP)
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LBFM = Little Brown Fucking Machine
LC = lady companinon, cewek di Karaoke
lem biru = lempar ambil yang baru
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer
LFK = Light Face Kissing
LK = Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOS = Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards = Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LP = Long Play
LT = Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR = Long Term Relationship
Mabes = Jl. Mangga Besar & sekitarnya
Mabes Polri = Jl. Mangga Besar di pool belok kiri/di patokan Lokasari
macan = mamak cantik
Mamasan = Female manager of a massage parlor, mami
Mangdu = Jl. Mangga Dua & sekitarnya
Mazda Capela = masih dara kagak perawan lagi (sudah operasi selaput dara)
mbokne ancuk = embok’e di encuk (istilah buat orang jelek)
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
MILF = Mother I’d Like to Fuck
minak djinggo = miring kepenak ndjengking monggo
Missionary = Man on top, girl on back
MJ = muka jablay
ML = make love, ngewe
Mohawk = A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = Massage Parlor
MP = Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MQ = meki, memek
MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
mucusek = muka culun tapi nge seks
mupeng = muka pengen
ngewe = ngentot, ML, fuck
ngupil = kobel memek
NGO = Non-Government Organization
NPWP = nomor punggung wanita pemijat/panggilan
NSA = No Strings Attached
nyabul = nyari bulu, nyabutin bulu
ONS = one night stand
OOT = Out of Topic
OTOH = On the Other Hand
otong = titit, burung, penis
Outcall = The girl comes to your place.
OWO = Oral WithOut a condom
OWOTC = Oral Without Condom To Completion
P4P = Pay for Play, refers to the concept of paying for sex
Pangjay = Jl. Pangeran Jayakarta & sekitarnya
panlok = panda lokal
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor
Paris Dakar = paras manis dada mekar
Party Hat = Condom
pasar toge = pantat besar toket gede
payung = kondom
pinay = cewek dari Philippines
panda = WP import dari China
panda lokal = WP chinese lokal
Ph3 = Phone Tree, nyebarin info dengan cara cepat (lewat sms/email/telepon)
PIV = Penis in Vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = Private Message sent via the Forum’s Private Message service
PNS = pemuas nafsu sex
PO = Phone Operator
Populer = pupu di eler, paha di obral
PP = panti pijat
PPD = pegang-pegang doang
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PSK = pekerja seks komersial
Punter = British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes
PV = Private Viewing (Dance)
RA = Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat = Condom
rakosa = rasakan kontol saya
Reverse Cowgirl = Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half = Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming = Analingus
rini = rintihan nikmat
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
ROFLMAO = Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman = An orgy situation.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
RRI = rayuan-rayuan iblis
RTFF = Read the Fucking Forum
Russian = Penis between breasts, Quickie (in Australia)
sange = sangat ingin ngewe
santi = santapan titit
sarung = kondom
SBY = Surabaya
SC = Strip Club
SD = sekolah dasar
seatbelt = kondom
sekwilda = sekitar wilayah data
setel perseneling = ngewe
SG = Street Girls
Shill = An insider posing as a satisfied customer
sikontol panjang = situasi kondisi toleransi pandangan dan kangkauan
sipedes = simpenan perempuan desa
SMA = sekolah menengah atas
SMP = sekolah menengah pertama
SO = Significant Other
SOF = Shit on Floor
SOG = Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF = Sat On My Face
soni = sodokan nikmat
SOS = sisa on semalam
South of the Border = Gential Region
Southern France = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider, suck penis, blow-job, seponk
SPA = saya pijat anda, saya pegang2 anda, saya pengen anal
Spanish = Penis between breasts (Australia)
Spinner = Very petite, thin girl
SSI = speak-speak iblis
SSN = speak-speak nabi
SSD = speak-speak dewa
ST = short time
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
STR = Short Term Relationship
Stroll = Path frequented by street walkers
STW = setengah tua
STNK = setengah tuwo ning kenceng
Sun Hole = anal, lobang matahari
sugeng = susu ageng
sugito = suka gigit toket
supel = suka peler
surabaya = susu rayut banyak gaya
Sustagen HP = susu tante genit haus peler
SW = Street Walker
Swinger = tukar-tukar pasangan
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag = Man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth.
telenji = bugil
Terano = tete rada nongol
TG = tante girang, titit gatel
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True
tikus darat = tinggi kurus dada rata
TK = taman kanak-kanak
tocil = toket kecil
toge = toket gede
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Tossing Salad = Analingus
toman = toket mantap
tongpes = kantong kempes, tocil (toket kecil), kantong kempes alias bokek
torabika = tolong raba biji kakak dong
TP = Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Tri-F = A devotee to the “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” strategy
Troll = Rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
TS = Transexual
TTM = teman tapi mesum/mesra
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass
Tunge = tukang ngewe
Tung-tung = tunge, bum-bum, ngwee
TV = Transvestite
TVSW = Transvestite Street Walker
Udinpetot = udara dingin pengen ngentot
WIR = Would I Repeat?
Wongso subali = wonge gak sepiroa susune sak bal folly
WOT = Woman on Top
WP = wanita pemijat, wanita panggilan
WSW = White Street Walker
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
Yanto = doyan toi
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results) [sumber tulisan]
Yang bikin gwe mati kutu adalah salah satu istilah disana adalah nama gw. Wah kurang ajar banget tu bocah yang ngusulin nama gw jadi istilah dalam hal beginian, padahal nama gw kan nama yang keren (ngamuk guling-guling), tapi untungnya istilah yang itu sudah gw hapus biar tidak mencemarkan nama keren gw.
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